Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Yesterday

Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina: Mr Garrison has a sex change, Kyle has an unusual operation to make him tall and athletic enough to play basketball and Kyle's dad has "dolphinoplasty"!?! (S9, E01)

Die Hippie, Die: Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his methods. (S9, E02)

Dara Ó Briain's stand-up show filmed live at London's Apollo. Topics include virtual reality, having too much technology at home and handling reports of your own demise.

Hilarious stand-up sets from four of the UK's hottest comics; Harriet Kemsley, Axel Blake, Andrew Ryan and Lara Ricote share thoughts on everything from motherhood through to Irish wakes. (S1, E01)

Hot Deadly Dad: With Hot Dad being secretive and frequently leaving the house at night, Mary Louise thinks he may be a serial killer. Caroline tries to teach etiquette and manners to a pupil.(S3, E10)

The One With The Flashback: When Janice asks the gang if any of them have ever slept together, the friends flash back to a time three years before. (S3, E06)

The One With The Racecar Bed (1): Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon to be ex-husband, but the wrong one is delivered. (S3, E07)

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What a Drag: Tim discovers a hidden bag of marijuana. Tim ad Jill suspect it belongs to one of the boys and they are shocked when they discover the chronic belongs to Brad. (S7, E16)

Taking Jill For Granite: Tim finds the perfect Granite Guy to replace the kitchen counters. When he arrives, Jill recognizes him as the guy who asked her out at the gym, but doesn't tell Tim. (S7,E17)

Futile Attraction: Heidi has marital problems. She confides in Al, and he talks and listens to her. They become good friends and Tim wonders if there is more going on between them. (S7, E18)

Desperately Seeking Willow: A St Patrick's Day celebration on Tool Time, and the K&B crew is on hand. Willow stays with Tim and Jill, then goes out at night and does not come home. (S7, E19)

Help Wanted: Since losing her teaching job, Vanessa has been spending her time hovering over the family, and it's driving everyone nuts. (S6, E10)

My Name Is Rob: Eve introduces the family to her new boyfriend at Christmas dinner. (S6, E11)

Jonathan Ross narrates as a new host of hopefuls attempt to storm the castle but with the guards waiting on the Slippery Wall can any of them get there? (S4, E08)

Jonathan Ross narrates as a hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle, but with Breakfast, Flying Mushroom and Stepping Stone in their way will any of them win? (S4, E09)

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns welcome Fin Taylor, Olga Koch, Joe Suggs and Remi Burgz to play another round of absurd guessing games. (S4, E11)

The One Where The Stripper Cries: Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11)

The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12)

The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13)

The One With Princess Consuela: Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14)

The One Where Estelle Dies: Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15)

The One With Rachel's Going Away Party: At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16)

The Last One: After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. Series finale. (S10, E17)

The One Where It All Began: After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01)

The One With The Sonogram At The End: Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02)

The One With The Thumb: A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03)

The One With George Stephanopoulos: When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04)

The One With The East German Laundry Detergent: Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05)

The One With The Butt: Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06)

The One With The Blackout: When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07)

The One Where Nana Dies Twice: Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08)

Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.

Panel show based on the weird world of polls and stats, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Micky Flanagan, Lorraine Kelly & Charlie Brooker. (S11, E05)

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Jack Dee, Jamelia & Kelly Osbourne. (S11, E06)

Defunded: The Reno Sheriff's Department is back on the beat for a new season! (S8, E01)

Wembley Arena bursts at the seams for another Lee Evans spectacular! He covers getting lost in the car with your wife, annoying caravan owners and the big question; where do women go to pass wind?