Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Yesterday

Enjoy another dose of improv chaos, incl. "Weird Newscasters" with grouchy grandma Gary, Ryan reviewing great human inventions, and Wayne presenting the weather as a rock opera. (S12, E18)

Gary plays a frustrated "Hollywood Director", trying to marshal the cast through an Indiana Jones style scene. The performers act as horny people in famous TV shows in "Scenes From A Hat". (S12, E19)

Christian Hard Rock: The boys form a band called Moop, but disagree on what direction they should take. Cartman leaves the band and bets them he will have a platinum record first! (S7, E09)

Grey Dawn: There's an epidemic in South Park. An epidemic of senior citizen related driving accidents! When their licenses are all revoked they decide to fight back military style! (S7, E10)

Uncle Roger roasts the crowd, while Nigel delivers side-splitting commentary on life and culture. Allergic to MSG and inappropriate jokes? You've been warned. Filmed on their sold out world tour.

The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

The One With The Birth Mother: Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09)

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That's My Momma: Tim has a hard time when his mother comes to stay. (S5, E11)

Twas The Flight Before Christmas: Tim and Al are sent to Kinross for a Binford sponsored Christmas festival, leaving the Taylor boys to decorate for the holiday judging contest. (S5, E12)

Oh, Brother: Tim gives Marty a job on Tool Time. (S5, E13)

High School Confidential: Randy begins taking classes at Brad's high school. Tim and Al introduce "The Man's Bedroom" on Tool Time. (S5, E14)

Free Range Parents: Mike wants Boyd to walk home from school on his own, but Ryan's hesitant to allow this. Meanwhile, Ed and Kyle host a meeting for folks preparing for doomsday. (S5, E02)

Ping-Pong: Vanessa tries to educate Eve on why she should be more on board with having a woman president. Meanwhile, Ed mentions to Mike that he hasn't seen his own daughter for years. (S5, E03)

Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred more warriors take on the Flying Mushroom, Runaway Rockaway and Bridge Ball, all for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. (S1, E09)

Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred brave contestants battle it out to reach Takeshi's castle. There's water, there's mud and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting for them. (S1, E10)

Sara Pascoe, alongside Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Jason Manford, The One Show's Angela Scanlon, Radio 1's Dev Griffin, and Suzi Ruffell into their loft to play guessing games. (S1, E04)

The One With All The Thanksgivings: It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08)

The One With Ross's Sandwich: Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09)

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10)

The One With All The Resolutions: The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11)

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh: When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14)

The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey: Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

All Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler) has ever wanted is to be a professional hockey player. But he soon discovers he may actually have a talent for playing an entirely different sport: golf. (1996)

In "Dating App", singleton Greg chooses between Wayne's butt detective, Colin's obsessive alien and Ryan's trashy fairy godmother. Guest Chris Lee joins for an inventive round of "Props". (S12, E20)

News anchor Colin is hassled by Jonathan's male stripper in "Weird Newscasters". Beatboxer Kaila Mullady joins Wayne and Jonathan in a song about toilet paper during the pandemic. (S12, E21)

Garcia's Anniversary: It's Garicia's 15th anniversary on the force and he becomes depressed about spending so much of his life on the job. The guys reluctantly throw him a party. (S1, E09)

Burning Man Festival: The department receives a $1200 bonus to aid an initiative to help get people off the streets; Garcia decides to help a hooker that he met while undercover. (S1, E10)

Terminal Problems: The team must come up with a plan for Sydney's second airport. Rhonda nominates Nat to be a keynote speaker at a Woman in Power conference. (S2, E05)