Comedy Central HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Episode #10
Chickenpox: The boys are sent to Kenny's for the night, so they can all get chickenpox. The boys decide to get even on their parents by hiring a prostitute with mouth herpes to infect them. (S2, E10)

...Theatre. Lee Evans delivers a wealth of classics including his "How To Be a Comic" self-help vinyl and the mumble your wife makes just after an argument. This award-winner is where it all began!

Episode #17
Citizen Butt-Head - Part 2: The duo still find their way back into the gymnasium where the President is giving an assembly. (S3, E17)

Episode #3
Jonesteenth: As Lt. Dangle trains his new Reno Bike Squad, Deputy Jones unveils his one-man revue of African-American History. (S8, E03)

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Episode #4
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

Episode #5
The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05)

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Episode #19
Unchained Malady: Tim receives a chain letter with the instruction that it be sent forward within 24 hours or else something bad will happen. Tim disregards the letter, despite Jill's warning.(S1,E19)

Episode #20
Birds Of A Feather Flock To Taylor: Tim and Jill get into an argument after she insists that she told him repeatedly about an upcoming reception, but he is sure she never mentioned it. (S1, E20)

Episode #21
A Battle Of Wheels: On Tool Time, Al thinks he does all the work and Tim has it easy. Tim lets Al be host to see what it is like. (S1, E21)

Episode #22
Luck Be A Taylor Tonight: Tim wants the women and kids out of the house for the duration of his men's poker night, but that is not going to happen... (S1, E22)

Episode #18
Otherwise Engaged: When Ed and Bonnie start spending more time together, Vanessa doesn't want Mike to interfere with their relationship. So of course, he does. (S7, E18)

Episode #19
The Passion Of Paul: When Reverend Paul calls on Mike to teach Sunday School, Mike calls on Kyle to take his place. Eve fears Mandy and Kristin are taking advantage of Jen at home. (S7, E19)

Episode #7
Jonathan Ross narrates as a new class of University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer, will any of them make the grade? (S3, E07)

Episode #8
Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering Dominoes, the swinging Bridge the Gap and the crazy Knock Knock before attempting to attack the castle. (S3, E08)

Episode #3
Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Chris Kamara, Alex Jones, Kerry Godliman, and Lou Sanders into the loft to play an array of guessing games. (S2, E03)

Episode #16
The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

Episode #17
The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

Episode #18
The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

Episode #19
The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

Episode #20
The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

Episode #21
The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

Episode #22
The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

Episode #23
The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

Episode #24
The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)

Episode #1
The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

Episode #2
The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)

Episode #3
The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

Episode #4
The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

Episode #5
The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05)

Episode #6
The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

Episode #7
The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs. Elle Macpherson guest stars. (S6, E07)

Alan regales the audience with many funny tales - from the perils of being recognised in the street and meeting botoxed guests on Chatty Man, to being a proud pet owner of Bev the Red Setter.

Episode #1
Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Amir Khan, Richard Ayoade & Holly Walsh. (S12, E01)

Episode #2
Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Sarah Millican, Nick Grimshaw & Joe Wilkinson. (S12, E02)

Episode #4
Law Enforcement Mini Fun Fest: The deputies face an imposing foe in a tournament of lawn games. (S8, E04)

Episode #22
Randy Jeff has to swipe left or right in "Dating App", and bizarre super powers appear in the rarely played "Superheroes". Ryan is sent out in the field to report from a horror movie. (S12, E22)

Episode #1
The performers reveal the inner workings of a football huddle, things a driving instructor should never say, and jobs that shouldn't be done in the nude! (S11, E01)

Episode #11
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods: The boys are taken to the planetarium but Cartman has other ideas and decides to audition to sing the Cheesy Poofs song on their next advert. (S2, E11)