Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Terminal Problems: The team must come up with a plan for Sydney's second airport. Rhonda nominates Nat to be a keynote speaker at a Woman in Power conference. (S2, E05)

Starting the Conversation: Tony tries to stay out of planning dispute, despite Jim's best efforts. Rhonda wants to raise the department's online presence through social media. (S2, E06)

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham introduces you to his favourite dummies; Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter.

The Passion of the Jew: After seeing 'The Passion of the Christ' a zealous Cartman taunts Kyle. When Stan and Kenny see it, they hate it and harass a crazed Mel Gibson for their money back! (S8, E03)

Key & Peele attempt to hide in plain sight from a Negro-hunting Nazi, two slaves struggle to get off the auction block, and a pair of thugs encounter a slight complication before a hit. (S1, E03)

For Poorer or Poorer: Ms. Watson gets evicted so Toby lets her move in. Ms. Snap joins a dating website for rich older men. Ms. Bennigan has an awkward student interaction outside school. (S3, E08)

Michael Kosta recaps Trump's tariffs fallout, from crashing the stock market to starting a trade war with the penguins. Legendary actor Scott Glenn discusses his mysterious role on "The White Lotus".

The One With The Thumb: A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03)

The One With George Stephanopoulos: When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04)

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TV presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes both hand over their phones in the first ever double Send To All. Plus whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of Midnight Gameshow? (S3, E04)

In "Dating App", singleton Greg chooses between Wayne's butt detective, Colin's obsessive alien and Ryan's trashy fairy godmother. Guest Chris Lee joins for an inventive round of "Props". (S12, E20)

News anchor Colin is hassled by Jonathan's male stripper in "Weird Newscasters". Beatboxer Kaila Mullady joins Wayne and Jonathan in a song about toilet paper during the pandemic. (S12, E21)

The One With All The Thanksgivings: It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08)

The One With Ross's Sandwich: Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09)

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10)

The One With All The Resolutions: The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11)

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh: When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14)

The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey: Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)

The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)

The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

TV presenters Marvin and Rochelle Humes both hand over their phones in the first ever double Send To All. Plus whose bedroom will Michael be sneaking into in the return of Midnight Gameshow? (S3, E04)

Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, and incompetent amateur robbers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond. Brad Pitt and Benicio Del Toro star. (2000)

In "Hollywood Director", the cast perform a vampire scene as aggressive talk show guests, Jackass stuntmen and Elvis. Popstar Jordin Sparks joins for a brilliant samba "Dubbing" scene. (S13, E01)

This special episode showcases never before seen games and outtakes, starting with a frantic "Forward Rewind" followed by the rarely played game "Hats". Star guests incl. Candice Accola. (S12, E01)