Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Episode #3
Wing: The boys become talent agents to make an easy buck. They take on a Chinese lady named Wing and are soon confronted by the Chinese mafia, looking for a slice of the action. Fight! (S9, E03)

Episode #2
Aisha introduces another collection of unseen material from past series', incl. a crazy edition of "Party Quirks" and an action-packed flamenco scene with celebrity guest Marisol Nichols. (S12, E02)

Episode #3
Star guests Penn & Teller join the cast to put their improv skills to the test. Enjoy caffeinated golf lessons, classic movie scenes in the nude, and Penn & Teller hosting a Radio Show. (S12, E03)

Episode #4
Keegan-Michael Key joins the cast to put his improv skills to the test! The comics face off in laugh-out-loud games like "Sideways Scene", "Stand Sit Bend" and "Irish Drinking Song". (S12, E04)

Episode #5
Aisha introduces a series of brilliant clips from the last decade, incl. sexy farmers in "Scenes From A Hat", and star guest Danielle Panabaker on a date at a Tom Cruise themed restaurant. (S12, E05)

Episode #3
Topics include Karl's theory on a reverse-aging process, charitable gifts for families in need, the merits of space travel, a choice of superpowers, and personal mottos. (S1, E03)

Episode #4
Topics include Karl admitting he is getting a face rub at a spa, the customs of undocumented tribes in New Guinea, and a fan's email warns of dangerous dolphins. (S1, E04)

Episode #6
Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar join a gang of sheep shearers in New Zealand. It's the ultimate work hard play hard lifestyle but can the boys handle both the jobs and the alcohol? (S2, E06)

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Episode #3
All In The Family: Jill's sister Carrie stays with the Taylors while Tim's brother Jeff is also over. Carrie and Jeff start seeing each other, but Jill isn't happy. (S7, E03)

Episode #4
Taylor's Got Fame: Brad does badly on his maths test, hurting his chances of getting into college. Wilson has a friend visiting who owns a soccer team and extends an offer to Brad to play. (S8, E04)

Episode #5
Al's Fair Lady: Tim and Jill have dinner with Al and his girlfriend Trudy. For their one month gift, Trudy gives Al a 1966 Ferrari. Al uncomfortably accepts the gift, but then returns it. (S8, E05)

Episode #6
Bewitched: Wilson disappears after hosting a Halloween party with his new romantic interest, a woman who claims to be a witch. (S8, E06)

Episode #16
The Force: Eve surprises Mike and Vanessa with her decision about college. (S6, E16)

Episode #17
The Friending Library: Mike runs a blog contest and the blog winner appears to be a fan fanatic as well as an anarchist. Vanessa gains a new secret admirer of English literature. (S6, E17)

Episode #4
Jonathan Ross narrates as the guards stand to attention on slippery wall as another group of contestants attempt to reach the castle. Who will make it to the final attack? (S1, E04)

Episode #5
Jonathan Ross narrates as the general rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the great Castle of Takeshi. (S1, E05)

Episode #2
Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Roisin Conaty, Ed Byrne, Rosie Jones, and Archie Maddocks into the loft to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E02)

Episode #17
The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E17)

Episode #18
The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18)

Episode #19
The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19)

Episode #20
The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20)

Episode #21
The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21)

Episode #22
The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22)

Episode #23
The One With The Birth: When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23)

Episode #24
The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24)

Episode #1
The One With Ross's New Girlfriend: Rachel waits at the airport for Ross, not knowing he is returning from China with his new girlfriend, Julie. Phoebe gives Monica an awful haircut. (S2, E01)

Episode #2
The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02)

Episode #3
The One Where Heckles Dies: After Mr. Heckles dies and leaves all his belongings to Monica and Rachel, Chandler discovers eerie similarities between Heckles and him. (S2, E03)

Episode #4
The One With Phoebe's Husband: Phoebe reveals she married a gay Canadian ice dancer to help him get his green card. This spurs Joey and Chandler to share some of their secrets. (S2, E04)

Episode #5
The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant: Income issues divide the friends. Monica, Ross and Chandler have money, and Phoebe, Rachel and Joey don't. (S2, E05)

Episode #6
The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06)

Episode #7
The One Where Ross Finds Out: A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07)

Episode #8
The One With The List: Joey and Chandler try to help Ross with his decision to date either Julie or Rachel by making a list of the pros and cons about each. (S2, E08)

On the 115th date of the tour, Lee Evans plays all characters in a head-spinning skit, chases his rogue piano around the stage, and wonders why all mums can pick up hot things!

Award-winning comedy publican Al Murray returns to serve up pints for the fellas and wine for the ladies. Outrageous bar room banter and pub philosophy are the order of the day.

Episode #6
Rachel Bloom returns and joins in a 1940s gangster scene in "Dubbing" with Ryan, Wayne and Colin. Jeff hosts a party with a offensive vaudeville performer and a cat using up its nine lives. (S12, E06)

Episode #7
Jack Osbourne returns and salsa dances with Wayne. Ryan and Colin do an Infomercial on overcoming fears and Nyima joins the boys for an Irish Drinking Song on pregnancy. (S12, E07)

Episode #7
Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Lewis and Harriette will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E07)