Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Episode #2
Weight Gain 4000: Cartman wins a school essay competition by cheating and decides to buff up before receiving his award from Kathy Lee Gifford. Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat plot to kill her! (S1, E02)

Episode #3
Volcano: The boys go on a hunting trip with Stan's Uncle Jimbo to find the famous Scuzzlebutt. They are unaware that the mountain they are hunting on is a volcano on the verge of erupting! (S1, E03)

Episode #9
Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Callum and Ashley will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E09)

Episode #10
Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the gameshow that puts couples to the test. Jodie-Ann and Andrew will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. (S1, E10)

Episode #3
Hilarious stand-up from four of the UK's hottest comics: Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Sunil Patel, Ali Woods and Ola Labib reflect on the Welsh language, cryptocurrency and London tourists. (S1, E03)

Episode #1
Harriet Kemsley joins Rosie on a mission to save the environment by joining a river clean up. Unfortunately, it's a little more complicated than she imagined. (S1, E01)

Lee Ridley AKA Lost Voice Guy may not be able to talk but he definitely has something to say and his comedy will leave you speechless.

Episode #16
The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

Episode #17
The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

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Episode #23
Trouble-a-bruin: Trouble starts when the Binford CEO (Bud) confiscates all non-Binford tools from the set of Tool Time. He also dictates that the cast of the show wear Binford uniforms. (S8, E23)

Episode #24
Dead Weight: Binford Tools hires a new manager to oversee the Tool Time Show. He wants Tim to have more explosions. Tim is against this. (S8, E24)

Episode #25
The Long And Winding Road (1): An all-talk episode of Tool Time turns into a staged talk/brawl show and Tim quits. Jill gets a job offer in Bloomington, Indiana. The Taylors decide to move. (S8, E25)

Episode #26
The Long And Winding Road (2): As Tim prepares for the final Tool Time show, he thinks of the impact of their decisions to move on. He remembers their lives in their home over the years. (S8, E26)

Episode #4
Bride of Prankenstein: On Halloween night, Mike and Chuck work late to set up a security system at Outdoor Man and find the perfect target to prank when Joe arrives at the store. (S7, E04)

Episode #5
One Flew Into the Empty Nest: When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father. Meanwhile, Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool... (S7, E05)

Episode #4
Jonathan Ross narrates as the guards give a push to another group of contestants on Flying Mushroom as they attempt to reach the castle. Who will make it to the final attack? (S2, E04)

Episode #5
Jonathan Ross narrates as the General rallies another one hundred troops for Runaway Rockaway, Turtle Path and the Final Fall before getting their chance to storm the Castle of Takeshi. (S2, E05)

Episode #8
Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Gyles Brandreth, Nick Helm, Sarah Kendall and Katy Wix to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E08)

Episode #17
The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17)

Episode #18
The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)

Episode #19
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19)

Episode #20
The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)

Episode #21
The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)

Episode #22
The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (guest-star Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22)

Episode #23
The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23)

Episode #24
The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24)

Episode #25
The One At The Beach: The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25)

Episode #1
The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01)

Episode #2
The One With The Cat: Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02)

Episode #3
The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03)

Episode #4
The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04)

Episode #5
The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05)

Episode #6
The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06)

Episode #7
The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07)

Mac & Kelly (Seth Rogen & Rose Byrne) team up with former neighbour & enemy Teddy (Zac Efron) to take down a rowdy sorority that has stormed into the neighbourhood. Starring Chloë Grace Moretz. (2016)

Episode #14
The stakes are high as the audience's texts are used to inform the game "Mixed Messages", and Wayne is joined by his real daughter Maile for "Duet", discussing his annoying parental habits. (S12, E14)

Episode #15
Three Little Pigs gets a sleazy reality TV twist in "Hollywood Director", we hear terrible phone sex lines in "Scenes From A Hat", and Ryan & Colin combine with a pair of audience members. (S12, E15)

Episode #4
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride: When the boys tease Stan about his dog being gay, Sparky runs away and finds sanctuary with animal loving Big Gay Al. George Clooney guest barks. (S1, E04)

Episode #5
An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig: Kyle calls in genetic engineer Dr. Mephisto to crossbreed his pet elephant and Cartman's pot-bellied pig in a bid to win a science competition. (S1, E05)

Episode #6
Death: Stan's ancient grandfather attempts to trick the boys into killing him. Meanwhile, the parents of South Park lobby a TV network to rid the airwaves of Terrance and Phillip. (S1, E06)