Comedy Central HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Episode #13
Cartman's Mum Is A Dirty S**t (1): Dr. Mephisto helps Cartman un-cover the truth about his dad's identity. The spotlight is on quite a few of South Park's male residents. Who could it be? (S1, E13)

Episode #2
Cartman's Mum Is Still A Dirty S**t (2): Dr Mephisto is shot before he reveals who Cartman's father is. Who exactly shot him? Meanwhile, the rest of the town try to deal with a blizzard. (S2, E02)

Episode #3
Chicken-Lover: When Barbrady calls the boys in to help solve the case of the notorious, perverted Chicken-Lover, Cartman gets a little carried away with his new-found 'authoritah'. (S2, E03)

Episode #4
Ike's Wee Wee: Kyle misunderstands what circumcision is and thinks he has to save Ike's penis from being cut off! Mr. Mackey is fired, and turns to drugs - "drugs are bad, m'kay?" (S2, E04)

Episode #26
Friday Night: Beavis and Butt-Head hang out at Maxi-Mart in an attempt to pick up chicks and meet a biker chick who uses them to shoplift. (S2, E26)

Episode #3
Jonesteenth: As Lt. Dangle trains his new Reno Bike Squad, Deputy Jones unveils his one-man revue of African-American History. (S8, E03)

Episode #8
President Obama wants to be treated like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. (S1, E08)

Desi Lydic has the latest from the Vatican after the announcement of the first American pope, Leo XIV, incl. the world's reaction to a Chicago-style pope. Guest is comedian & actor Michelle Buteau.

Episode #24
The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)

Episode #1
The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

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Episode #6
...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E06)

Episode #17
The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17)

Episode #18
The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)

Episode #19
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19)

Episode #20
The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)

Episode #21
The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)

Episode #22
The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (guest-star Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22)

Grown up Peter Pan (Robin Williams), now a stuffy lawyer who has blocked out his past, must fly to Never-Never Land to rescue his children from a sadistic Captain Hook (Dustin Hoffman). (1991)

Episode #23
The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23)

Episode #24
The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24)

Episode #25
The One At The Beach: The gang goes to the beach. Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her family's past and Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him. (S3, E25)

Episode #1
The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01)

Episode #2
The One With The Cat: Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02)

Episode #3
The One With The 'Cuffs: Monica tries to prove that she can cater a gourmet meal for her mother. Meanwhile, Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss. (S4, E03)

Episode #4
The One With The Ballroom Dancing: Joey teaches the building superintendent ballroom dancing in order to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. (S4, E04)

Episode #5
The One With Joey's New Girlfriend: Joey thinks that Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend, Kathy. However, little does he know, it's exactly the opposite. (S4, E05)

Episode #6
The One With The Dirty Girl: Ross's new girlfriend seems nearly perfect until he discovers that her apartment is incredibly dirty. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend. (S4, E06)

Episode #7
The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line: Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Kathy. Ross starts playing the keyboard again and everyone apart from Phoebe thinks he's terrible. (S4, E07)

Episode #6
...Show. Michael presents a night packed with Christmas treats and unmissable surprises. Katherine Jenkins and Chris Kamara feature. (S4, E06)

Michael returns to the stage to do what he does best; make everyday life face-achingly hilarious. He throws everything in to this memorable performance that has over 15,000 rolling in the aisles.

Brought alive by a childhood wish 30 years ago, foul-mouthed toy bear Ted (Seth MacFarlane) lives a hedonistic life with his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg), who's determined never to grow up. (2012)

A group of Hollywood celebrities (incl. Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, James Franco, Danny McBride) stuck together at a party grapple with cataclysmic danger (and each other) as the apocalypse dawns. (2013)