Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Episode #10
Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy: Power goes to Cartman's head when he becomes "Dawg the Hallway Monitor". Meanwhile, Kyle is shocked to discover his little brother Ike and his teacher are at "it"! (S10, E10)

Episode #11
Hell On Earth 2006: Satan has a Sweet 16 style party in L.A. on Halloween! The gang perform a ritual and manage to summon Biggie Smalls - who demands Butters helps him get to the party! (S10, E11)

Episode #13
Go God Go XII (2): Cartman is stuck in the future, caught up in a battle between atheists and sea otters! And what will become of Richard Dawkins and Mrs. Garrison's love affair? (S10, E13)

Episode #14
Stanley's Cup: In a parody of underdog sports films, Stan is sentenced to community service and ends up coaching the Park County Pee-Wee hockey team - can he turn these losers into winners? (S10, E14)

Episode #21
Yogurt's Cool (aka Try Yogurt): Beavis and Butt-Head buy frozen yogurt but are unimpressed by the taste of it. When refused a refund, they take a messy revenge on the mall. (S2, E21)

Episode #10
Kat Graham returns for a host of hilarious improv games. There's a rare outing for "90 Second Alphabet" with a pet shop setting, followed by Kat joining in a hip-hop themed dubbing scene. (S12, E10)

Episode #11
Film star & comedian Tiffany Haddish is in the hot seat for some improv hilarity, performing a raucous rap duet with Wayne, and getting messy in "Helping Hands" with nervous boyfriend Ryan. (S12, E11)

Episode #3
Dara Ó Briain schools our "Britain's Got Talent" celebrity contestants David Walliams, Amanda Holden, and Alesha Dixon as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for charity! (S1, E03)

Episode #4
Dara Ó Briain schools our sixth former contestants Campbell, Nana, and Millie as they take on this iconic trivia-based quiz for the chance to win some epic prizes! No phones allowed. (S1, E04)

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Episode #4
Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. Enjoy sporting gaffes like sailing slip-ups and bonkers bowlers, and the winner of humans vs technology. (S6, E04)

Episode #5
Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh batch of the funniest clips out there. We celebrate crazy kids' entertainers and hilarious party animals, and award gold to our most ridiculous athlete. (S6, E05)

Episode #1
Mr. Bean sits a maths exam and is confident until he realises he's studied the wrong equations. Then, Mr. Bean tries to discreetly change into his swimming trunks at the beach. (S1, E01)

Episode #2
Mr. Bean goes shopping at a department store. Afterwards, he goes to a fancy restaurant where he tries to dispose of his awful-tasting meal, and gets into mischief at a royal greeting. (S1, E02)

Episode #3
Mr. Bean tries to navigate through the various challenges of everyday life. This time, he takes a plunge at the swimming pool, has trouble in a car park and gets a fright at the cinema. (S1, E3)

Episode #4
Mr Bean unsuccessfully tries out his new technology. Later, Bean's night out spells disaster for a stage magician, and he shows off his dancing skills at Club Phut. (S1, E4)

Episode #5
Mr Bean, late for his dental appointment, tries to get dressed and clean his teeth on the way. After the dentist, Bean visits the park, where he tangles with a pesky fly and a toy boat. (S1, E05)

Episode #6
Mr. Bean hits the road! At a bus stop, Bean tries his best to revive a heart attack victim. Later, Bean packs for a holiday, and attempts to entertain a sick boy on a plane. (S1, E06)

Episode #7
Enjoy the Christmas adventures of Mr Bean! He visits town for a chaotic shopping trip, and tries to host a romantic Christmas for his girlfriend whilst preparing a disastrous festive feast. (S1, E07)

Episode #8
Mr. Bean causes trouble at a hotel and gets competitive with his hotel neighbour. After eating some spoiled oysters, he wakes up at night to some loud noises and gets locked out of his room. (S1, E08)

Episode #9
The One With The Football: The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09)

Episode #10
The One Where Rachel Quits: Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg, and attempts to make it up to her by selling cookies so she can win a trip. (S3, E10)

Episode #11
The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister: A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters - but he can't remember which one. (S3, E11)

Episode #12
The One With All The Jealousy: Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new co-worker, Mark, whispering sweet nothings in her ear. (S3, E12)

Episode #13
The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends: Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at a video store. (S3, E13)

Episode #14
The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner: Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner (Elizabeth Daily). Meanwhile, Rachel's new job is putting a strain on her relationship with Ross. (S3, E14)

Episode #15
The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15)

Episode #16
The One The Morning After (2): When Rachel discovers that Ross slept with Chloe, she decides to break up with him. Second of a two-part episode. (S3, E16)

Episode #17
The One Without The Ski Trip: Ross and Rachel compete to spend time with their other friends. When a lonely Ross is excluded from Rachel's ski trip with her pals, he visits Carol. (S3, E17)

Episode #18
The One With The Hypnosis Tape: Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. Meanwhile, a hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman. Guest starring Jon Favreau. (S3, E18)

Episode #19
The One With The Tiny T-Shirt: Rachel goes on her first date since her breakup with Ross. Monica dates Pete the billionaire, even though she is still not attracted to him. (S3, E19)

Episode #20
The One With The Dollhouse: Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel and Monica inherits a dollhouse. (S3, E20)

Episode #21
The One With A Chick And A Duck: When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must decide whether to accept his offer of employment there. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler adopt a duck and a chick. (S3, E21)

Episode #22
The One With The Screamer: Ross thinks that Rachel's date (guest-star Ben Stiller) is crazy. Joey falls in love with Kate, but when she's offered a job in Los Angeles, she takes it. (S3, E22)

Episode #23
The One With Ross's Thing: Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks and Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Meanwhile, Monica's boyfriend surprises her by not proposing...(S3, E23)

Episode #24
The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion: Phoebe sets Ross up on a date with a woman who used to be bald. Robin Williams and Billy Crystal guest star. (S3, E24)

Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm!

My Gaff, My Rules sees Al Murray's Perrier Award-winning comic creation in top, boisterous ale-swilling form. Witness his highly developed and sophisticated lampooning of True Brit values.

Episode #12
Aisha Tyler hosts another hilarious episode of the legendary improv show, incl. a lively round of "Questions" at airport security & guest Tiffany Coyne blasting out an 80s anthem in "Duet". (S12, E12)

Episode #13
Popstar Jordin Sparks joins for some unforgettable improv chaos. Ryan acts out the film Titanic, Wayne goes through the entire bible, and Jordin & Wayne team up as a bickering R&B duo. (S12, E13)

Episode #1
Cartman Gets An Anal Probe: Cartman dreams he has a close encounter with an alien. The other boys are convinced the dream was real, and that he has been the victim of an alien anal probe. (S1, E01)