Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

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Hot Deadly Dad: With Hot Dad being secretive and frequently leaving the house at night, Mary Louise thinks he may be a serial killer. Caroline tries to teach etiquette and manners to a pupil.(S3, E10)

Dara Ó Briain's stand-up show filmed live at London's Apollo. Topics include virtual reality, having too much technology at home and handling reports of your own demise.

Colin directs a movie with "Jerry Springer Show" guests and in Bollywood style, then reports from a swamp full of frogs. Wayne and Gary sing songs of the spa. (S11, E08)

Comedians Joel Dommett and Nish Kumar go up against the rock lifters of Tahiti in a strongman competition, where the events include a fruit race and a dance off. (S2, E04)

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Mr. Bean sits a maths exam and is confident until he realises he's studied the wrong equations. Then, Mr. Bean tries to discreetly change into his swimming trunks at the beach. (S1, E01)

Mr. Bean goes shopping at a department store. Afterwards, he goes to a fancy restaurant where he tries to dispose of his awful-tasting meal, and gets into mischief at a royal greeting. (S1, E02)

Mr. Bean tries to navigate through the various challenges of everyday life. This time, he takes a plunge at the swimming pool, has trouble in a car park and gets a fright at the cinema. (S1, E3)

Mr Bean unsuccessfully tries out his new technology. Later, Bean's night out spells disaster for a stage magician, and he shows off his dancing skills at Club Phut. (S1, E4)

The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss: Ross and Joey both try to confess to each other about their new relationships with Charlie and Rachel. However, only one of them comes clean... (S10, E01)

The One Where Ross is Fine: Rachel, Joey and Charlie attend a dinner party at Ross' apartment, but they fear for his state of mind when he overindulges in wine, song and laughter. (S10, E02)

The One With Rachel's Phone Number: Rachel and Phoebe go out for a night together. After Rachel gives a guy her phone number, she worries that he'll call when Ross is at the apartment. (S9, E09)

The One With Christmas in Tulsa: When Chandler has to spend Christmas in Tulsa, Monica suspects the worst when she discovers that he will be joined by a beautiful co-worker, Wendy. (S9, E10)

The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work: When Rachel visits her workplace to show off baby Emma, she fears she might lose her job to the handsome temp, Gavin, they hired to replace her. (S9, E11)

The One With Phoebe's Rats: Phoebe coaxes her boyfriend, Mike (Paul Rudd), into helping her care for a litter of baby rats that were born in her cabinet. (S9, E12)

The One Where Monica Sings: Monica gets up the nerve to sing at Mike's piano bar, much to the audience's enthusiasm. Unknowingly, it's her "assets" that are getting most of the attention. (S9, E13)

The One With The Blind Dates: Joey and Phoebe deviously arrange awful dates for both Rachel and Ross, hoping that an appreciation of their former relationship will cause them to reunite. (S9, E14)

The One With The Mugging: Joey develops an unusual acting method in order to impress a famous, pompous actor, Leonard (Jeff Goldblum), during an audition for an important stage role. (S9, E15)

The One With The Boob Job: Chandler and Monica each ask Joey for a loan behind each other's backs. When Chandler learns Monica asked Joey for money, Joey says she needed it for a boob job. (S9, E16)

The One With The Memorial Service: Ross and Chandler post false information about each other on their college alumni website, resulting in Chandler being posted as gay while Ross is dead. (S9, E17)

The One With The Lottery: The friends pool their money and buy dozens of lottery tickets. However, they bicker over how to spend the fortune if they win. (S9, E18)

The One With Rachel's Dream: After seeing Joey act out a romantic scene for Days Of Our Lives, Rachel starts to have feelings for him. (S9, E19)

The One With The Soap Opera Party: Ross gets a crush on another professor, Charlie, who has only ever dated "Nobel Prize" winners. Meanwhile, Chandler attends a disturbing one-woman play. (S9, E20)

The One With The Fertility Test: Chandler and Monica's nervous visit to a fertility clinic is made even more uncomfortable by the unexpected appearance of Chandler's ex...Janice! (S9, E21)

The One With The Donor: Disappointed to learn that they cannot conceive a baby naturally, Monica and Chandler 'interview' Chandler's co worker (John Stamos) as a potential sperm donor. (S9, E22)

The One In Barbados: The gang goes to Barbados for Ross's conference. Joey and Charlie break up when he realises they have nothing in common. (S9, E23)

Struggling New York couple Tom Hanks and Shelley Long buy their dream home in the country, but life soon becomes a nightmare as their estate falls apart around them. Hilarious slapstick comedy. (1986)

Two pals on a road trip are mistakenly accused of murder. Luckily there's a lawyer in the family - cousin Vinny (Joe Pesci), who barely passed the bar exam! Marisa Tomei, Ralph Macchio co-star. (1992)

Kevin giving his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, waiting for fast food, and comparing Trump to a Glasgow taxi driver.