Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Reporting for Duty: When a report finds a tunnel project unviable, there's only one thing to do - find another report. Nat wants to sack an inept worker & Amy completes a barista course. (S2, E07)

Summit Attempt: Tony's holiday is derailed by the arrival of a new minister, a wifi upgrade and Rhonda. Plans for an infrastructure conference become complicated when Karsten gets involved. (S2, E08)

Catch the king of rapid fire wit perform his sell out '3:10 To Humour' show. Rich Hall's critically acclaimed grouchy, deadpan style has established him as a master of absurdist irony.

Key and Peele explore the black college experience, when you can - and can't - say a controversial word, and President Obama addressing the nation with the help of his anger translator. (S1, E04)

Step By Stepsister: Ms. Snap is surprised when her mother shows up at parent's evening. Ms. Watson and Toby prepare a tap dance routine for the talent show. (S3, E09)

Desi Lydic tackles Trump's cabinet of ass-kissers and Troy Iwata breaks down the White House's top issue: temperamental showers. SNL star Bowen Yang discusses his new rom-com, "The Wedding Banquet".

The One With The Baby On The Bus: Chandler and Joey lose Ross's son while checking out women on the bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her Central Perk singing gig to a professional singer. (S2, E06)

The One Where Ross Finds Out: A drunken Rachel is persuaded to call Ross and reveal her feelings for him on his answering machine. Now, Ross must make a decision between her and Julie. (S2, E07)

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Miranda Hart bravely gives Michael her phone in Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from Niall Horan and new comedy material from Michael himself. (S3, E05)

The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24)

The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25)

The One With Monica's Thunder: Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01)

The One With Rachel's Book: Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02)

The One With Phoebe's Cookies: Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03)

The One With Rachel's Assistant: Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04)

The One With The Engagement Picture: Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05)

The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06)

A celebrated analyst (Richard Dreyfuss) inherits Bob (Bill Murray), an obsessive, phobic patient from a colleague. But the doctor finds himself unable to escape Bob's constant presence... (1991)

The One With Ross's Library Book: Ross discovers that his dissertation is in a section of the library where students go to have "relations". (S7, E07)

The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs: Chandler's irrational fear of dogs causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute canine. (S7, E08)

The One With All The Candy: Monica becomes popular with her neighbours because of her homemade candy. Meanwhile, Ross teaches Phoebe how to ride a bike... literally. (S7, E09)

The One With The Holiday Armadillo: Ross dresses up as an Armadillo to try and teach Ben about Hanukkah. Meanwhile, Phoebe worries that Rachel wants to continue living with Joey. (S7, E10)

The One With All The Cheesecakes: Chandler and Rachel can't help eating the irresistible cheesecakes that are meant for a neighbour. (S7, E11)

The One Where They're Up All Night: After the gang head to the roof to see a passing comet, separate events unfold that lead to all of them having a sleepless night. (S7, E12)

The One Where Rosita Dies: Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker (Jason Alexander). Meanwhile, Rachel and Chandler both think they've broken Rosita, Joey's recliner. (S7, E13)

The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14)

The One With Joey's New Brain: Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15)

The One With The Truth About London: Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is angry after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes. (S7, E16)

Miranda Hart bravely gives Michael her phone in Celebrity Send to All, and there is music from Niall Horan and new comedy material from Michael himself. (S3, E05)

After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends (Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, David Spade, Rob Schneider) reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend. (2010)

Ryan & Colin use the audience to take them through a portal to hell. Movie star and comedian Tiffany Haddish joins Wayne & Ryan as a three-headed singer harmonising about hot dogs. (S13, E02)

Aisha introduces another collection of unseen material from past series', incl. a crazy edition of "Party Quirks" and an action-packed flamenco scene with celebrity guest Marisol Nichols. (S12, E02)