Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Episode #5
Panel show based on the weird world of polls and stats, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Micky Flanagan, Lorraine Kelly & Charlie Brooker. (S11, E05)

Episode #6
Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Jack Dee, Jamelia & Kelly Osbourne. (S11, E06)

Join Harry and Top Variety show band The Harrys as he romps through the hot topics of the day - such as how come parrots are the only birds that can be bothered to learn English?

Episode #2
Helen Bauer, Stephen Buchanan, Eshaan Akbar and Kyrah Gray share jokes on topics such as body confidence, Glasgow's reputation and online dating. (S1, E02)

Episode #9
The Rat: Beavis and Butt-head's house has a rat, and they'll stop at nothing until Burger World has one too. (S8, E09)

Episode #1
Defunded: The Reno Sheriff's Department is back on the beat for a new season! (S8, E01)

Episode #6
Two co-workers' game of "You've got something on your shirt" turns epic, a wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old school music, and an MMA fighter takes trash talk too far. (S1, E06)

Episode #1
The One With The Jellyfish: Ross dates Rachel again after unwittingly agreeing to take responsibility for their breakup. Meanwhile, Monica gets stung by a jellyfish. (S4, E01)

Episode #2
The One With The Cat: Phoebe believes that the cat that jumped into her guitar case in Central Perk contains the spirit of her adoptive mum. (S4, E02)

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Episode #6
...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E06)

Episode #1
The One Where It All Began: After Rachel leaves her fiancé at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that life isn't so easy without Daddy's credit cards. (S1, E01)

Episode #2
The One With The Sonogram At The End: Ross's lesbian ex-wife is pregnant with his child, and he doesn't like her choice of a last name for the baby. (S1, E02)

Episode #3
The One With The Thumb: A soda company gives Phoebe $7,000 after she finds a dismembered thumb in a can of soda. Meanwhile, Chandler is smoking again, to his friends' dismay. (S1, E03)

Episode #4
The One With the Cake: On Emma's first birthday, Rachel convinces everyone to delay their plans so they can attend her party but plans go awry when a promiscuous birthday cake arrives... (S10, E04)

Episode #5
The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-sits: Rachel's self indulgent sister (Christina Applegate) visits and despite Ross' protests, Rachel lets her babysit Emma. (S10, E05)

Episode #6
The One With Ross's Grant: Ross applies for a paleontology grant and finds out that Charlie's ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart (Greg Kinnear), reviews the applications. (S10, E06)

Episode #7
The One With the Home Study: Monica and Chandler nervously prepare for a visit from an adoption worker, who confides that she slept with, and was then dumped, by a guy named "Joey". (S10, E07)

Episode #8
The One With the Late Thanksgiving: Monica prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving feast for the gang, but she becomes furious when everyone arrives late to the gathering. (S10, E08)

Episode #9
The One With The Birth Mother: Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman, Erica (Anna Farris), who is considering them to adopt her child when it's born. (S10, E09)

Episode #11
The One Where The Stripper Cries: Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11)

Struggling New York couple Tom Hanks and Shelley Long buy their dream home in the country, but life soon becomes a nightmare as their estate falls apart around them. Hilarious slapstick comedy. (1986)

Episode #10
The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

Episode #12
The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12)

Episode #13
The One Where Joey Speaks French: Phoebe tries to teach Joey French for an upcoming play, but becomes frustrated by Joey's lack of 'flair' for languages. (S10, E13)

Episode #14
The One With Princess Consuela: Joey feels abandoned when Monica and Chandler try to buy a house, but he finds solace with the sellers' precocious 8-year-old daughter (Dakota Fanning). (S10, E14)

Episode #15
The One Where Estelle Dies: Joey is so upset by all of the change in his friends' lives that Phoebe goes to extreme lengths to prevent him from learning about the sudden death of his agent. (S10, E15)

Episode #16
The One With Rachel's Going Away Party: At Rachel's going away party, she gives each of the friends, except Ross, an individual goodbye, leaving Ross confused and hurt as to why. (S10, E16)

Episode #17
The Last One: After their reunion in the previous episode, Rachel tells Ross that it was 'the perfect way to say goodbye' - then he realises that he's still in love with her. Series finale. (S10, E17)

Episode #6
...Show. Michael McIntyre's annual festive special returns; stuffed with big stars, big laughs and big surprises! Alesha Dixon and Bill Bailey feature. (S3, E06)

New parents Mac & Kelly (Seth Rogen & Rose Byrne) see their quiet suburb erupt into a turf war of wild ragers & crazy pranks, as a college frat moves next door. Comedy starring Zac Efron (2014).

Episode #4
Ever wondered what might've been cut from your favourite movie? The cast makes some crazy suggestions in "Deleted Scenes". Guest Mark Ballas & Wayne serenade an audience member about lungs. (S13, E04)

Episode #4
Keegan-Michael Key joins the cast to put his improv skills to the test! The comics face off in laugh-out-loud games like "Sideways Scene", "Stand Sit Bend" and "Irish Drinking Song". (S12, E04)

Episode #5
Panel show based on the weird world of polls and stats, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Micky Flanagan, Lorraine Kelly & Charlie Brooker. (S11, E05)

Episode #6
Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Jack Dee, Jamelia & Kelly Osbourne. (S11, E06)

Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.