Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Sarah Millican, Gok Wan & Seann Walsh. (S11, E03)

Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock and Jon Richardson; guests incl. Bear Grylls, Sarah Millican & Patsy Kensit. (S11, E04)

Performing right by where he grew up in Brooklyn, Tracy Morgan (of "30 Rock" fame) describes his wild family get-togethers, getting kicked out of a party by Prince, and being a doomsday prepper.

Tech Support: The guys wander into a tech support facility and are put to work. (S8, E04)

Key & Peele play mystics battling over the right to dispense sage advice, one half of a gay couple isn't excited by the legalising of gay marriage, and President Obama tries a new strategy. (S1, E05)

Hot Deadly Dad: With Hot Dad being secretive and frequently leaving the house at night, Mary Louise thinks he may be a serial killer. Caroline tries to teach etiquette and manners to a pupil.(S3, E10)

Ronny Chieng covers Elon Musk's mission to have babies over DM, Pete Hegseth's Air Force diversity purge & RFK Jr.'s anti-vaxxer attack on autism. Guest is trailblazing Hollywood icon Nancy Kwan.

The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel: Ross panics when he sees his son with a Barbie doll. Meanwhile, Phoebe poses as Joey's agent and manages to get him some good roles. (S3, E04)

The One With Frank, Jr: Phoebe's half-brother visits, but they have trouble bonding. Ross is asked to name the five celebrities he'd like to sleep with most. Guest star Isabella Rosselini. (S3, E05)

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Mr Bean attends a school open day and unleashes his usual brand of chaos in various classes. Bean's day takes a somber turn when he discovers that his cherished Mini is not where he left it. (S1, E11)

After some laundry chaos, Bean tries his hand at Krazy Golf. But after being told he can only touch the ball with the club, Bean's poor aim leads him on an elaborate tour around town. (S1, E12)

Mr. Bean goes to hospital after his hand gets stuck in a kettle, but faces a long wait in A&E. Bean decorates a British guard so he can take a picture, and tries to cure his own insomnia. (S1, E13)

Bean holds the fort at a barbershop, resulting in some terrible haircuts. Later, Bean cheats at village fête games, and tries to sneak past a ticket inspector after a train journey. (S1, E14)

Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and jaw-dropping speciality acts as well as his own comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Bill Bailey!

The One With The Birthing Video: Monica prepares a special Valentine's Day for Chandler which doesn't quite go to plan. Meanwhile, Joey ends up telling Ross about his feelings for Rachel. (S8, E15)

The One Where Joey Tells Rachel: The guys agree that Joey should tell Rachel about his feelings for her over dinner, regardless of the potential consequences. (S8, E16)

The One With The Tea Leaves: After studying tea leaves, Phoebe believes she will encounter the man of her dreams - and she soon meets a very handsome guy, Parker (Alec Baldwin). (S8, E17)

The One In Massapequa: Monica writes a speech for her parents' 35th wedding anniversary. Phoebe dates Parker (Alec Baldwin), whose enthusiasm for everything begins to wear on everyone. (S8, E18)

The One With Joey's Interview: Joey prepares for an interview with Soap Opera Digest, although he's afraid of saying something stupid that may jeopardize his career... again. (S8, E19)

The One With The Baby Shower: During her baby shower Rachel has the realization that she is totally unprepared to care for a baby, sparking her mother's offer to move in with Ross and her. (S8, E20)

The One With The Cooking Class: Monica's cooking skills get a bad review in a newspaper. After confronting the critic who wrote it, she decides to join a cooking class, with Joey in tow. (S8, E21)

The One Where Rachel Is Late: When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond her due date, the pain makes Rachel increasingly irritable. Meanwhile, Chandler falls asleep at Joey's movie premiere. (S8, E22)

The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 1: Ross and Rachel arrive at the hospital. Ross' mum gives Ross her mother's engagement ring to propose to Rachel with. (S8, E23)

The One Where Rachel Has a Baby, Part 2: After forty-seven hours of labour, Rachel has her baby. However, Joey finds Ross' engagement ring and accidently proposes to a vulnerable Rachel. (S8, E24)

The One Where No One Proposes: Following Joey's accidental proposal to Rachel, he tries to tell her it was an accident but can't find an opportune moment. (S9, E01)

The One Where Emma Cries: When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02)

The One With the Pediatrician: Phoebe and Joey decide to set each other up on blind dates but Joey forgets, and finds a complete stranger named Mike (Paul Rudd) to be Phoebe's date. (S9, E03)

The One With the Sharks: Monica thinks Chandler is aroused by shark documentaries. Meanwhile, Joey thinks he's already slept with the girl he's dating. (S9, E04)

The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner: Phoebe plans a night out for her birthday, but only her and Joey are on time, as all the other friends have issues which make them late. (S9, E05)

The One With the Male Nanny: Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny (Freddie Prinze Jr.). Chandler feels insecure when Monica tells him that she has met "the funniest man she has ever met". (S9, E06)

The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song: Ross accidentally discovers that singing the suggestive lyrics to "Baby Got Back" is the only way to get baby Emma to sleep. (S9, E07)

The One With Rachel's Other Sister: Rachel's spoiled, irresponsible sister, Amy (Christina Applegate) shows up for Thanksgiving and causes arguments amongst the gang. (S9, E08)

Michael presents the world's leading comedians, music stars, and jaw-dropping speciality acts as well as his own comic talents. Featuring Catherine Tate and Bill Bailey!

Lenny (Adam Sandler), decides he wants to move his family back to his hometown. But he's not expecting old (and new) bullies, schizophrenic bus drivers, drunk cops, and psycho ex-girlfriends! (2013)

TV & film star Alyson Hannigan joins for a date at a restaurant where everyone is a famous cartoon character. Gary has a tough choice in "Dating App", featuring a series of evil Ryan's. (S13, E03)

Star guests Penn & Teller join the cast to put their improv skills to the test.