Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Starting the Conversation: Tony tries to stay out of planning dispute, despite Jim's best efforts. Rhonda wants to raise the department's online presence through social media. (S2, E06)

Casa Bonita: Cartman is overjoyed at going to a Mexican restaurant for Kyle's birthday but is crushed when he finds out Butters is invited instead. He'll have to make Butters "disappear". (S7, E11)

All About The Mormons: A new family moves to South Park and their son Gary is an unusually perfect Mormon - this angers the boys no end! Will Stan beat him up or go for a family dinner?! (S7, E12)

The Book Challenge: The Book Fair is in town & Ms. Snap is inspired to be an author. Ms. Bennigan, Ms. Watson and Mrs Adler enjoy gawking when they hire a moving company called Moving Hunks. (S3, E07)

Jon Stewart assesses the state of democracy after Trump considers an unconstitutional 3rd term in office & national security officials dodge blame post-Signalgate. Guest is economist Oren Cass.

The One Where Chandler Gets Caught: Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with another woman. After following him to the suburbs, they suspect he might be cheating. (S10, E10)

The One With Phoebe's Wedding: Phoebe's big day becomes disastrous as deliveries go awry and a blizzard forces the plans to change. Meanwhile, Chandler and Ross compete to be a groomsman. (S10, E12)

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Tanks For The Memories: Tim is invited to a Marine base for a special Tool Time episode, but is embarrassed when Jill proves more capable at driving a tank. (S5, E15)

The Vasectomy One: Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy since they do not want any more children. Tim shudders to think of the operation. (S5, E16)

Fear Of Flying: Jill struggles in her piano lessons. Mark finds a new hobby in aviation, but Jill is hesitant to let him take to the sky. (S5, E17)

When Harry Kept Delores: Harry and Dolores separate after a heated argument, and Tim tries to figure out a way to get them back together again. (S5, E18)

Educating Boyd: When Mike blames the public school system for suspending his grandson Boyd from public school, he tells Ryan they should start looking at private schools. (S5, E04)

The Road Less Driven: When Vanessa surprises Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, he's excited to have alone time with the car. But then the car's original owner keeps showing up... (S5, E05)

Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the tense Tug of War, they'll have to prove they've got what it takes. (S2, E01)

Jonathan Ross narrates as a brand new set of contestants head for the castle. Prepare for thrills, spills and a whole load of mud as they encounter Stepping Stone and Knock Knock. (S2, E02)

Sara Pascoe, alongside Alan Davies & Darren Harriott with assistant John Kearns, welcome Tom Allen, Debbie McGee, Ivo Graham, & Judi Love into their loft to play an array of guessing games. (S1, E05)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

The One In Vegas (2): Monica and Chandler reconcile and, on the roll of the dice, decide to get married immediately. However, they find out that Ross and Rachel have beaten them to it. (S5, E24)

The One After Vegas: Ross and Rachel deal with the aftermath of their drunken escapade. Phoebe and Joey take a road trip back to New York in Phoebe's grandmother's cab. (S6, E01)

The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel: Chandler and Monica tell Joey and Rachel that they want to live together. Monica is hurt that Rachel doesn't react as strongly as Joey. (S6, E02)

The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

The One With Joey's Porsche: Joey pretends to be the owner of a Porsche when the owner leaves the keys at Central Perk. Meanwhile, Ross tries to avoid getting a third divorce! (S6, E05)

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

The One Where Phoebe Runs: Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's "flamboyant" running style and tries to avoid her on her morning jogs.

Tom Allen's style of sharp, acerbic wit and riotous storytelling saw him sell out shows all over the country, culminating in this performance at the world-famous London Palladium.

Enjoy hilarious highlights from Series 12, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson, with guests incl. Sarah Millican, Johnny Vegas, Joey Essex & Jack Dee. (S12, E11)

For Poorer or Poorer: Ms. Watson gets evicted so Toby lets her move in. Ms. Snap joins a dating website for rich older men. Ms. Bennigan has an awkward student interaction outside school. (S3, E08)

In this Comedy Central special, Amy Schumer gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men. Classic Amy!

Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid.