Comedy Central HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Episode #1
Defunded: The Reno Sheriff's Department is back on the beat. (S8, E01)

Episode #1
Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina: Mr Garrison has a sex change, Kyle has an unusual operation to make him tall and athletic enough to play basketball and Kyle's dad has "dolphinoplasty"!?! (S9, E01)

It's the end of the world as they know it, and Beavis and Butt-head feel fine. When the apocalypse leaves them behind, Highland's biggest idiots have run of the town. Will they finally score?

Episode #1
This special episode showcases never before seen games and outtakes, starting with a frantic "Forward Rewind" followed by the rarely played game "Hats". Star guests incl. Candice Accola. (S12, E01)

Episode #1
Topics include Karl's view on modern technology, his take on population control, the first monkey in space, and paranormal activity (or "weird stuff", as Karl puts it). (S1, E01)

Episode #2
Topics include what to know about donating to charities, public nudity, violence in animal sanctuaries, and sexual aids for men & women. (S1, E02)

Episode #5
Joel and Nish travel to Tokyo to meet Japan's professional sumo wrestlers before heading to the remote Oki Islands to take part in a tournament in the birthplace of Sumo. (S2, E05)

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Episode #14
Guest performer Greg Proops plays lonely heart, and must choose between Wayne's fitness fanatic, Colin's obnoxious conjoined twin, and Ryan's bitter mall Santa in "Let's Make A Date". (S11, E14)

Episode #4
The One With George Stephanopoulos: When Ross mourns the anniversary of losing his virginity to Carol, the boys convince him to go to a hockey game which leads to an unfortunate incident. (S1, E04)

Episode #5
The One With The East German Laundry Detergent: Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05)

Episode #6
The One With The Butt: Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06)

Episode #7
The One With The Blackout: When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07)

Episode #8
The One Where Nana Dies Twice: Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08)

Episode #9
The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09)

Episode #10
The One With The Monkey: The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10)

Episode #11
The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11)

Episode #12
The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12)

A young man (Tom Hanks) is reunited with a mermaid (Darryl Hannah) he briefly encountered as a boy and falls in love with her without knowing her secret. (1983)

Episode #13
The One With The Boobies: Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13)

Episode #14
The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14)

Episode #15
The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15)

Episode #16
The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16)

Episode #17
The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E17)

Episode #18
The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18)

Episode #19
The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19)

Episode #20
The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20)

Episode #21
The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21)

Episode #22
The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22)

Episode #23
The One With The Birth: When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23)

Episode #24
The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24)

Mismatched LA cops Jack Colt (Emilio Estevez) and Wes Luger (Samuel L. Jackson) investigate a case involving cocaine-laced girl scout cookies in this Lethal Weapon spoof. Jon Lovitz also stars. (1993)

Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges muses on economic theory, art history and diet tips on stage in front of 12,000 fans at the SSE Hydro in Glasgow.

Episode #4
Ever wondered what might've been cut from your favourite movie? The cast makes some crazy suggestions in "Deleted Scenes". Guest Mark Ballas & Wayne serenade an audience member about lungs. (S13, E04)

Episode #4
Keegan-Michael Key joins the cast to put his improv skills to the test! The comics face off in laugh-out-loud games like "Sideways Scene", "Stand Sit Bend" and "Irish Drinking Song". (S12, E04)

Episode #2
Die Hippie, Die: Cartman runs a 'pest control' service to rid the town of hippies and is soon arrested, but when a plague of hippies invades South Park the town turn to him and his methods. (S9, E02)