Comedy Central HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Episode #6
The Sexual Harassment Panda: After a school educational talk from Petey the Panda, Cartman decides to sue Stan for sexual harassment. Suing fever starts to grip the entire town! (S3, E06)

Episode #7
Cat O*gy (1): Stan's sister Shelley babysits Cartman and invites her unsuitable boyfriend, Skyler, to join her. Meanwhile Cartman's cat is on heat and it's not long before he's got company! (S3, E07)

Episode #7
A gangster tries to do a drive by, a mother makes a rap video for her son, two scam artists try to outsmart each other, and Big Boi runs into André 3000 at a coffee shop. (S5, E07)

Episode #7
Fresh and hilarious stand-up from four of the UK's hottest comics. Sikisa, Amy Matthews, Joshua Bethania and Evelyn Mok joke about dating, being single at age 36 and beauty standards. (S1, E07)

Dara Ó Briain is in blistering form as he regales the audience of a packed Edinburgh Playhouse with his unique brand of stand-up, mixing razor sharp punchlines with ingenious audience interaction.

Episode #3
Bosski: Grime artist Bosski (Kiell Smith-Bynoe) raps about his Day One Man Dem - his ever-present crew. But does he actually know any of them? (S1, E03)

Ronny Chieng tackles the president of South Africa's uncomfortable White House visit. Screenwriter, comedian, and actor Simon Pegg guests to discuss the final instalment of "Mission: Impossible".

Episode #20
The One With Rachel's Big Kiss: Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister (guest-star Winona Ryder). Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos. (S7, E20)

Episode #21
The One With The Vows: Chandler and Monica struggle to write their wedding vows. This prompts the group to remember the journey Monica and Chandler have made over the past few years. (S7, E21)

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Episode #23
To Build Or Not To Build: Mother's day is approaching and Tim wants to prove to Jill that he and the boys can actually buy something from the heart. (S2, E23)

Episode #24
Birth Of A Hot Rod: Tim's project hot rod is finally in the stage where he can see if it starts up. (S2, E24)

Episode #25
The Great Race: Tim ends up in a lawnmower racing contest against a Tool Time guest. (S2, E25)

Episode #1
Maybe, Baby: Jill wants a baby, but Tim is through with kids. (S3, E01)

Episode #14
This Too Shall Bass: With the 25th anniversary of Outdoor Man's festival approaching, Mike tries to convince Bonnie to let Ed stay home instead of going to their planned art festival. (S8, E14)

Episode #15
Chili Chili Bang Bang: With this year's Outdoor Man chili cook-off having an Asian theme, Mike solicits Jen's help so he can beat last year's champion, Chuck. (S8, E15)

Episode #1
Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with comedian Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Sir Chris Hoy, Sam Quek, and Max Whitlock in surreal contests. (S1, E01)

Episode #2
Sporting giant Sir Bradley Wiggins, with comedian Tom Rosenthal, invites real people to take on sporting gods Sir Mo Farah, Michael Owen, and Nicola Adams in surreal contests. (S1, E02)

Episode #3
Out West: Ren and Stimpy run up against a Sheriff and Deputy who's favourite past-time is hanging people. Rubber Nipple Salesmen: The boys hit the road as door-to-door salesmen. (S2, E03)

Episode #5
Mad Dog Höek: Convinced that wrestling is all an act, Mad Dog Höek (Ren) and Killer Kodoogan (Stimpy) are thrown into the wrestling ring against the enormous Lout Brothers, Lump and Loaf. (S2, E05)

Episode #23
The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 1: Chandler gets the pre-wedding jitters and runs away. Meanwhile, Phoebe finds a positive pregnancy test and assumes it's Monica's. (S7, E23)

Episode #24
The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Part 2: Monica remains unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day. Meanwhile, Joey's drunk co-star could make him miss the nuptials. (S7, E24)

Episode #1
The One After "I Do": Everybody thinks Monica's pregnant, but her denial quickly shifts the focus to Phoebe, thereby taking the heat off of a nervous Rachel. (S8, E01)

Episode #2
The One With The Red Sweater: Rachel won't tell anybody who the father is until she tells him. Meanwhile, Joey mistakenly thinks Phoebe is pregnant and makes a gallant gesture. (S8, E02)

Episode #3
The One Where Rachel Tells...: Chandler and Monica prepare to leave for their honeymoon as Rachel prepares to tell the father of her baby. (S8, E03)

Episode #4
The One With The Video Tape: Ross and Rachel disagree over who came onto whom when they hooked up. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler meet another couple while on their honeymoon. (S8, E04)

Episode #5
The One With Rachel's Date: Ross is horrified to learn that Rachel is going on a date with a handsome actor, Kash, especially since she is pregnant with his child. (S8, E05)

Episode #6
The One With The Halloween Party: At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (guest-star Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06)

Episode #7
The One With The Stain: Chandler hires a maid to help Monica but she thinks the maid is stealing her clothes. Meanwhile, Eric (Sean Penn) breaks up with Ursula and wants to date Phoebe. (S8, E07)

Episode #8
The One With The Stripper: Rachel tells her short-tempered father that she is pregnant with Ross' baby. Monica arranges to have a 'stripper' perform at Chandler's belated bachelor party. (S8, E08)

Episode #9
The One With The Rumour: Monica invites a high school friend, Will (Brad Pitt), to her Thanksgiving dinner. Rachel finds out that he and Ross started a mean rumour about her at school. (S8, E09)

Episode #10
The One With Monica's Boots: Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10)

Episode #11
The One With Ross' Step Forward: Ross freaks out when Mona wants to send out joint Christmas cards which leads to her wanting to have "the talk" about their relationship. (S8, E11)

Episode #12
The One Where Joey Dates Rachel: Rachel feels she can't go on dates anymore due to her being pregnant, so Joey decides to take her on a date. (S8, E12)

Episode #13
The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath: Monica sways Chandler's dislike of baths but he soon becomes addicted to them. Meanwhile, Monica mistakenly tells Phoebe that Joey has a crush on her. (S8, E13)

Episode #14
The One With The Secret Closet: Chandler becomes obsessed with finding out what is behind the door of Monica's secret closet. (S8, E14)

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Episode #8
"Hollywood Director" Colin rejigs a casino robbery scene using demonic possession and Les Misérables. Olympian Misty-May Treanor brings the muscle in a World's Strongest Women Competition. (S13, E08)

Episode #8
Aisha hosts another unforgettable special, featuring some questionable rapping skills in "Get Down," and the cast crooning through a smooth song about rowing in "Lounge Lizards". (S12, E08)

Episode #8
A tickle game between two friends gets weird, a writers' room brainstorms for 'Gremlins 2', a man deals with an unruly office janitor, and two thugs suspect their friend snitched. (S5, E08)

Episode #4
Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican & Tom Rosenthal. (S12, E04)

Episode #4
Panel show based on the weird world of statistics and polls, hosted by Jimmy Carr. Team captains are Sean Lock & Jon Richardson; guests incl. Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican & Tom Rosenthal. (S12, E04)

No stranger to yap, Alan Carr yapped his way around the UK & Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author and chat show supremo returns to his stand up roots with his hilarious take on life. Yap it up.