Channel 4 HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

(2019) Action-packed thriller starring Nicolas Cage. When both animals and assassins are let loose on a cargo ship, it's up to veteran-turned-poacher Frank Walsh to save the day. [SL]

...List It: Brilliant Builds: The duo look back on one of their best budget-stretching renovations: a not-so-done-up Shropshire terrace. Did Kirstie's plan make the most of a small budget? [SL]

Newcastle. Mum-of-three Clare kicks off the week with a hot and spicy Indian menu of pakoras, lamb curry and mango ice cream and some hit-and-miss hula-hooping. (Ep1/5)

Newcastle. Comedy promoter David hasn't made the best impression so far...! Can his night of caviar, scallops, beef fillet, oysters, class divisions chat and carrot colours impress? (Ep2/5)

Newcastle. Marketing consultant Liz hopes to impress her guests with a sophisticated French evening. But now that David's night is out of the way, he's not holding back... (Ep3/5)

Newcastle. Club singer John hopes to hit the right notes with his travel-inspired menu and a musical surprise. But there's a heated debate over John's idol, Celine Dion. (Ep4/5)

Newcastle. With tensions rising between the guests, can spiritual Vicky and her amethyst crystal bring the group together on the final night? (Ep5/5)

Snow Job: Diane catches Sam out when he pretends he's going to a funeral rather than a skiing weekend in Vermont with his friends. Cliff grows jealous of Norm's new friendship. (S2 Ep18/22)

Coach Buries a Grudge: Coach is upset about the death of an old baseball buddy and holds a memorial in the bar, but then he discovers that the man once propositioned his wife. (S2 Ep19/22)

Norman's Conquest: Urged on by the bar patrons, Norm considers pursuing an attractive new client who seems to be interested in him, but she can't make him fall for her charms. (S2 Ep20/22)

Who's Handsome?: Ray starts to feel insecure about his looks after hearing Debra compliment Robert on his appearance. (S1 Ep14)

The Car: Debra refuses to drive the car that Ray buys from his parents after finding out that Ray 'got lucky' in it as a teenager. (S1 Ep15)

Back Talk: Frasier's back goes, and his prescribed medication causes him to lose his faculties and tell Daphne a long-held secret. (S7 Ep10)

The Fight Before Christmas: An apprehensive Daphne believes that Niles is finally going to reveal his true feelings for her. Frasier throws a poorly attended party. (S7 Ep11)

RDWRER: Frasier and Niles are forced to spend their Millennium New Year driving to Sun Valley in Martin's Winnebago. (S7 Ep12)

Lisa the Beauty Queen: Lisa wins second place in a beauty contest. (S4 Ep4/22)

Treehouse of Horror III: Lisa, Grampa and Bart tell scary stories at their Halloween party. A Krusty doll comes alive. Mr Burns heads to Skull Island. Bart raises the dead. (S4 Ep5/22)

The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds: Lisa is tormented by spoiled influencer girls at the sleepover from hell. Homer takes Marge on a sunset cruise. (S31 Ep21/22)

The Way of the Dog: When Santa's Little Helper bites Marge, the family explore his troubled past. (S31 Ep22/22)

...Professionals: There's messy eating, post-dessert dancing, and ketchup revelations as Sicilian, Mexican and American restaurants compete in Sheffield. (S2 Ep10/20)

The competition begins in Perthshire, where hosts Lindsay and Pauline take their guests to a castle before finding themselves puzzled at feedback time.

The B&Bers head far north to Ross-shire, where hosts Diogo and Rafael lay on a classic Scottish offering. But there are tomato troubles and bacon bother at brekkie.

A lavatory letdown and some questionable prices cause concern at Janie and Paul's 16th-century hotel in Dumfries and Galloway.

During the week's final visit, to Morag and Jonny's glampsite in Berwickshire, the heat rises when two sets of guests fail to see eye to eye over the campfire.

After a tension-filled final visit, payment day promises to be a feisty affair. When the dust settles, who'll win the week?

Chester Zoo embarks on a treatment to save Asian elephant calf Indali. Feisty Humboldt penguin Almond and her mate Walnut go house-hunting, but an intruder is eyeing up their turf. (S8 Ep1)

Documentary. Iain Douglas-Hamilton is widely regarded as the pioneer of field-based African elephant research, and set up the Save the Elephants charity. He revisits his action-packed life.

In Newcastle, there's an incredible display of pianistic talent from a romantic tram driver, a teenager hits all the right notes, and an 87-year-old widow brings everyone to tears. (S3 Ep4)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

On New Zealand's North Island, from Auckland to Wellington, the Northern Explorer scenic railway traverses amazing Middle Earth landscapes, past active volcanoes and hot springs. (Ep2/2)

David Baddiel and Hugh Dennis head to the pretty port of Le Somail and enjoy wine and cheese at a Languedoc vineyard, before their final push to the seaside town of Sète. (Ep4/4)

Exile: The sixth and final series continues. June tries to settle in a new community. Serena seeks a sanctuary. Luke and Moira take a big risk. (S6 Ep2)

...Protocol: (2011) Part four of the Tom Cruise action-thriller franchise. The Impossible Missions Force fight to clear their name, while also trying to avert nuclear war. Busy, busy, busy!

(2013) Sci-fi action-mystery set on a war-ravaged planet Earth that's been largely abandoned by humanity. With Tom Cruise, Andrea Riseborough, Olga Kurylenko and Morgan Freeman.