Channel 4 HD (United Kingdom): TV Schedule for Today

Chiarella's: Gordon Ramsay visits South Philadelphia, where struggling family-run restaurant Chiarella's is pushing owners Tommy and Dina DeFino's marriage to the brink. (S5 Ep15/17) [SL]

American bulldog 'Buddy the clown' throws his weight around with Katie and James. Terrier Tiddles has a makeover. And does Jacks the Jack Russell have small dog syndrome? (S4 Ep4)

Vets James and Bolu welcome little litters into the world. Will Labrador Bella have the girl puppy Holly craves? Kaylee thought guinea pig Splodge was a boy. But Splodge is pregnant! (Ep1) [SL]

Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?: Mr Burns tricks Homer into not suing him for a work-related injury by telling him he's won a bogus prize. (S3 Ep24/24)

Kamp Krusty: Bart fakes his school report so that Homer will let him and Lisa go to Kamp Krusty. But the summer camp turns out to be a sweatshop and Bart leads an uprising... (S4 Ep1/22)

Gorillas on the Mast: Homer buys a boat but is shocked when he finds out how much it costs to run it. Lisa frees a whale, so Bart frees a gorilla. (S31 Ep5/22)

Marge the Lumberjill: Marge worries that her life is boring, so she takes up timbersports and moves to Oregon. (S31 Ep6/22)

Look Before You Sleep: While his apartment block is being fumigated, Sam can't go home, and he locks himself out of the bar. But he turns down Rebecca's offer to put him up. (S11 Ep20/28)

Woody Gets an Election: Frasier has a bet against Sam that Woody would get at least 10% of the vote if he ran for city councillor. But then Woody's opponent suffers a scandal. (S11 Ep21/28)

It's Lonely on the Top: Carla's promoted to bartender and her drunken celebration leads to a night of passion with one of the Cheers regulars, but she can't recall who it was. (S11 Ep22/28)

Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses Part 1: Rebecca impresses Kelly's father and is thrilled when he invites her over to his house, but the evening isn't what she was expecting. (S11 Ep23/28)

Boys' Therapy: The women pressure Ray and Frank to join Robert at one of his therapy sessions. Instead, they head to the racetrack. (S9 Ep6)

Debra's Parents: Debra invites her divorced parents over for Thanksgiving. When Ray walks in on them making love, he and Debra mistakenly assume that they're getting back together. (S9 Ep7)

...Challenge with Sandi Toksvig: The miniaturists create a Victorian nursery containing a pram, a rocking horse and a doll's house replica of the mini mansion. (Ep3/8)

Self Esteem chats about her new music. Tasha Ghouri talks about her book. There's live music from Bradley Simpson and Nieve Ella. Plus: Edith Bowman and Kyle Soller.

Go Big or Go Homer: Homer mentors a middle-aged intern and inspires him to follow his dreams. What's the worst that could happen? (S31 Ep2/22)

Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?: Todd loses his faith in God. Homer and Ned share a near-death experience. (S31 Ep9/22)

Homer the Heretic: Homer has a vision from God and decides to start his own religion, which doesn't go down too well with the neighbours. (S4 Ep3/22)

Livin La Pura Vida: Marge's dream multi-family holiday in Costa Rica is ruined when Homer discovers that he gets along with Patty's new girlfriend. (S31 Ep7/22)

(1995) Romantic drama based on Arthurian legend, starring Richard Gere, Sean Connery and Julia Ormond. Can nomadic swordsman Lancelot contain his love for King Arthur's fiancée?

George takes inspiration from Japan, to help Rachel and Sarah with their Victorian terrace. And have a young couple taken on too much with a listed 17th-century cottage? (S7 Ep2/5)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

Stacey helps Jo and Darryl, whose seaside dream in Devon has turned into a nightmare. Can Stacey turn the tide and help them realise their dream of an upside-down living space? (Ep2/6)

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

On a sweltering-hot day in Sheffield, Claudia, Mika and Jon encounter a professional footballer with the sweetest voice, an unexpected trumpet, and a tune inspired by a fish. (S3 Ep3)

What do the Goggleboxers think of Race Across the World, The Last of Us, MAFS Aus, WrestleMania, Chess Masters: The Endgame, Love on the Spectrum and Secrets of the Penguins? (S25 Ep11)

(1999) Denzel Washington and Angelina Jolie star as a paralysed ex-homicide detective and a beat cop working together to track down a serial killer in Phillip Noyce's crime thriller.