Channel 4 HD Schedule Today (United Kingdom)

Looking for a new home and a fresh start are a couple of 'jugs' called Millie and Max, 13-week-old Jack Russell puppy Albie, and escape artist Lily the beagle. (S4 Ep2)

Life at the unique, family-run Tebay Service Station in the Lake District. Generational farmer James Hadwin hopes that his sheep's milk brie can earn a place on the cheese counter. (S2 Ep1)

Lisa the Beauty Queen: Lisa wins second place in a beauty contest. (S4 Ep4/22)

Treehouse of Horror III: Lisa, Grampa and Bart tell scary stories at their Halloween party. A Krusty doll comes alive. Mr Burns heads to Skull Island. Bart raises the dead. (S4 Ep5/22)

The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds: Lisa is tormented by spoiled influencer girls at the sleepover from hell. Homer takes Marge on a sunset cruise. (S31 Ep21/22)

The Way of the Dog: When Santa's Little Helper bites Marge, the family explore his troubled past. (S31 Ep22/22)

I'll Be Seeing You Part 1: Diane agrees to have her portrait painted by an arrogant, eccentric artist, even though Sam can't stand him and urges her to avoid the project. (S2 Ep21/22)

I'll Be Seeing You Part 2: Sam and Diane are pushed to breaking point when she has her portrait painted behind his back. Will Sam be furious when he finds out? (S2 Ep22/22)

Diamonds: Ray discovers that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, so he decides to get it changed without her knowing - a potentially expensive mistake... (S1 Ep16)

The Game: When the family's cable television stops working, they resort to a game of Scruples - accompanied by inevitable arguments. (S1 Ep17)

They're Playing Our Song: Frasier goes all out when he's inspired to write a new theme tune for his radio show. (S7 Ep13)

Big Crane on Campus: Frasier dates his old high school prom queen but discovers that beauty is only skin deep. (S7 Ep14)

...Challenge with Sandi Toksvig: The miniaturists make a Rococo hallway complete with an accessory for a masquerade ball, mural, console table and chaise longue. (Ep5/8)

Stephen and Anita Mangan talk about their new book. Alex James tells us about his Big Feastival and book. Plus: chat with Paul C. Brunson and Sian Eleri and music from The Kooks.

Warrin' Priests: A charismatic new preacher shakes things up at the church. So Reverend Lovejoy investigates his mysterious past. (S31 Ep19/22)

Warrin' Priests Part Two: Lisa is shattered when Reverend Lovejoy uncovers the truth about the popular new preacher. (S31 Ep20/22)

Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie: While Homer and Marge are at parents' evening, Bart breaks the babysitter's teeth. So Homer vows never to let him see the Itchy and Scratchy film. (S4 Ep6/22)

Marge Gets a Job: When Marge gets a job at the power plant, Mr Burns falls in love with her and invites her over to dinner, complete with a kidnapped Tom Jones to serenade them. (S4 Ep7/22)

In West Sussex, Colin and Oonagh hope to get the competition off to a flyer with a visit to a World War II aviation museum. But one B&Ber has a hot and sweaty night.

Visit two is to The Roade House (no, not that one) in Northamptonshire, where hosts Paul and Maxine boast a café bar, yoga studio and hair salon.

Joanne and Julie host in West Yorkshire, where two B&Bers poo-poo the lack of shampoo. And another pair come to blows at the Royal Armouries in Leeds.

The B&Bers are off glamping at Sanath and Amelia's site in Lincolnshire. But for one pair, the walk to the WC proves a step too far.

After an interesting - and at times hot-tempered - week, the B&Bers get together one last time to debate their differences and find out who's won.

In Stratford-upon-Avon, George Clarke helps Laura and Jonnie to transform their mock-Tudor Edwardian house. And in Essex, Nicki's 1920s cottage needs major changes. (S7 Ep3/5)

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Stacey helps Katie and Chris, who've lost their renovation confidence after a bad experience. Can they tackle their DIY demons and create their dream space? (Ep4/6)

...Off for Stand Up To Cancer: Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

The search concludes, at Heathrow Airport. The contenders for the final spot on the stage are a talented pilot, a romantic charity worker and a teacher with a royal medal. (S3 Ep5)

The Goggleboxers have been watching Married at First Sight Australia, Pangolin: Kulu's Journey, The Honesty Box, Silence Is Golden and Good Luck To You, Leo Grande. (S25 Ep13)

Brighton's night police patrol the town's hectic night life - from a possible suicide up on the cliff, to an urgent manhunt for a violent assailant with a crowbar. (S3 Ep1)

Spanish crime thriller. Inspector Sancho is transferring to Madrid. But when a brutal murder occurs, he starts hunting a killer who's on a search of his own. In Spanish/subs. (Ep1)