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Richard Arnold narrates a raucous rundown of live TV's greatest fails, from technical trouble to jaw-droppingly inappropriate behaviour, fistfights and collapsing sets.

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Exploring Menorca, with its stunning views, rich history, and a natural harbour. We explore Lithica, a former quarry, now a cultural heart, as well as the island's festivals. (Ep4/5)

Cannon Hall Farm's Rob and Dave Nicholson have a rare day out on the open sea. They plan to catch something they can cook up for their supper. (S1 Ep4)

Janet Ellis invites three experts to 'heal' a house that is making its inhabitants unhappy. Featuring a healthy house expert, a clairvoyant and a feng shui expert. [SL] (S2 Ep 1)

Documentary series about the work of dedicated animal lovers who save injured and orphaned wild animals brought into their sanctuary. [SL] (S2 Ep 19)

The latest celebrity news round-up and gossip.

The pier could fall into the water due to a broken support post...

Pip and Posy get into a disagreement about their artistic visions as they decorate pancake portraits of themselves with different ideas on how to do so. (S1 Ep 22)

Turbo and Iris find a box of magic pencils and colour everything around! But now the whole park is painted in just two colours. How can the Bunnies get the park back to normal? (S7 Ep4)

Bicycles: Daddy Pig teaches Peppa to ride her bicycle without stabilisers - just like her friends. (S1 Ep12)

The friends are on safari and collect stars for every animal they spot! Mae-Mae wants to see them all but when things take a muddy turn, can they get their safari adventure back on track? (Ep40)

Holly, Ben and their friends find a broken toy robot. Holly fixes it with magic, but it is trying to clean out the whole castle. (S1 Ep36)

Mandy at Sea: Mandy's bid to be a round-the-world sailor comes adrift on her maiden voyage when her mast breaks. (S8 Ep6)

During a storm, Skiff the tiny railboat gets blown down the track and right into a tree that lightning has been brought down across the branch line. (S20 Ep9)

Rubble & Crew decide to go big when Grocer Gabriel wants something special built outside of his grocery store. (S1 Ep42)

The family's Australian holiday is coming to an end, but they still have time to play with a boomerang and make friends with Mr Wallaby. (S5 Ep19)

Madame Gazelle and the playgroup are sharing their favourite nursery thymes, from singing Little Bo Peep to marching along with The Grand Old Duke of York. (S5 Ep20)

Pip and Posy find a photograph from a perfect summer's day. When they try to recreate that day, they end up disappointed with the less than perfect results. (S2 Ep44)

The Woohoos! discover some muddy footprints and want to find out what giant creature they belong to, only to discover something much more surprising. (S1 Ep11)

Paddington learns all about composting thanks to Mr. Mulch, but he must grow flowers in time for Aunt Lucy.

Dora leads everyone into the Tricky Trappy Forest to recover a Tico's magic nut. (S1 Ep14)

It's such a baking hot day in Adventure Bay that things are melting! (S6 Ep3)

Our cafe computer Gillibot has selected talented young chef Mimi from Cardiff, who shares her exciting recipe for sausage and red pepper hot pot. (S1 Ep10)

While Papa Smurf is away, Brainy uses a potion to finally get the Village to obey his every whim. (S2 Ep6)

Old Man Jenkins disrupts business as usual at the Krusty Krab, but Mr Krabs can't find a way to kick him out. (S12 Ep20)

The latest celebrity news round-up and gossip.

Kate wants to maximise the returns from her cattle herd, and learns about the prize-winning cattle that command the best prices. Plus she renews the fencing at the farm's northern edge. (S3 Ep2)

Kate focuses on her flock of 300 sheep. Their fleeces can fetch as little as 60p each, so she's determined to see if she can find a more profitable way to sell her wool. (S3 Ep3)

Kate embraces treehouse accommodation, and arrives with three tiny additions to the farm. She also explores a dark secret beneath the surface of the River Wye. (S3 Ep4)

Autumn is on hold as summer continues, with unexpectedly balmy conditions throwing a life line to the roe deer as they prepare for the winter ahead. (S2 Ep3)

Winter is setting in, and the roe deer must fend off the cold. For salmon at the end of their odyssey, the chill means the time has come to spawn.

Dan and Helen abseil 100 metres into one of the Yorkshire Dale's deepest caves, picnic at Pendragon Castle, and explore the former haunts of artists Turner and Hockney. (Ep3)

On the last leg of their Pennine adventure, the duo explore the North Pennines, an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty, where they try the high-adrenaline activity of Hydrospeeding.

Classic clips and interviews celebrating the much loved sitcom. Featuring cast, crew and celebrity fans, and grumpy Victor Meldrew himself: comedy legend Richard Wilson.

Package holiday "highlights" include a family who discover their Benidorm hotel room looks like a horror film set. And on a Thailand tour a man discovers a huge lizard in the toilet.

National and international news.

...Really Worth It? Alexis Conran investigates heat pumps, examining the pros and cons to help you choose the best option for your home. Can they save you money and will they keep you warm?

Beauty clinic owner Michelle and her friend Liz swap with unemployed single mum Amy and daughter Phoebe as they find how work and confidence can triumph over mental health issues. (S11 Ep8/8)

This documentary tells the history of the most famous shop in the world, starting with Robin Harrod, and culminating in the allegations against Mohamed Al-Fayed.

...Money Go? She was the ultimate 'living brand': a one-woman media empire who wed celebrities and dominated red carpets. This topical documentary explores the pitfalls of fame.

From tabloid-hitting breakups from Hollywood, such as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, to the UK's own Katie Price, this show counts down the bizarre behaviour of celebrity couples. (S1 Ep5)